If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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