i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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