I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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