dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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