Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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