Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
whose ass print is on the piano?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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