porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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