Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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