Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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