We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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