these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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