i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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