Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Too much gin, very little bucket
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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