He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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