I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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