Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Randomize
