Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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