Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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