barbara walters just said penis...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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