there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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