Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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