And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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