he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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