Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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