i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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