People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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