I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
dude. I can hear the air.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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