I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I want you more than these girls want KFC
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
