Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
