If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Houston, we have a blender
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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