What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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