Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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