so that wasnt chicken after all
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
