once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
