You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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