How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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