I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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