she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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