# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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