Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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