i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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