Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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