Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
that may or may not have been my penis.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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