Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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