What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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