About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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