My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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