This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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