Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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