woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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