i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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